I am very sad today. I can no longer consider myself a Chicagoan. I have an Ohio driver's license...and Ohio plates. I am now officially a resident of Mordor. A place where plumes of acrid steam billow from smoke stacks on every horizon. A place where DMV employees say Ohiah and Illinoize. And a place where the most popular eating establishment is called Spanky's.
Shoot me please
5 comments:
Hahaha! Welcome to Smalltown America! They say it's the heart and soul of the country. :)
whatever
what are you saying, you don't like acrid steam?
I don't consider myself a suburbanite even though I've lived here for years, so you don't have to consider yourself an Ohioan. (Is that a word? Is it Ohioite? I have no idea...)
:)
lkt
Ohioite. I like it. I've decided it's a word. So there!
But of course I prefer Chicagoan.
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