Restaurant Etiquette Part II

• Don't bitch about prices. If you prefer to spend $9.99 on a bottle of wine, then stop at Osco on the way home and shut the hell up. I don't set the prices so either order the damn wine or get a glass of water.
• Please don't ask me for 3 samples of wine so you can get a free "glass" before you actually choose one to pay for.
• It is not my job to keep your soup warm while you're on the phone.
• Don't ask for a table for 10 when only 5 of you are staying to eat.
  

I swear some days I don't know how I do what I do.

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