Brief Update with no detail

Well it's been a while, kids. Life is a challenge right now. Not just in one area but in every area. I'm at the point right now where I want to move up to the North Woods and live in Bud-n-Sue's little cabin in the woods and poop in a bucket for a month. (they shut off the water in winter)

Either that or get me some serious meds.

I will go into detail at another time but I will say this...

Those of you who have expressed concern were right...

you were fucking right.

I retract my statement

OK. I'm mentally challenged. It seems the lawns all around my neighborhood are still covered with snow. The offending, snow-less lawn is the five feet of grass outside my building. I don't know why there's no snow on it but it was so startling that I threw all the lawns in the Midwest into a sweeping generalization. Consider this my apology to all the lawns who have appropriate amounts of snow on them.

Here's another photo I liked from the bunch. Not for its unique perspective or it's stunning composition but for it's forlorn cuteness.

Look at the little tilting tree. Isn't it sweet?

someone help me understand

I was walking from my car to my building today and I noticed that there was hardly any snow on the ground.

As I recall, it snowed somthin' fierce on Tuesday. I know this because I took my new camera out in the weather to look at the pretty snow and capture some shots. (The above being my favorite.)

Anyway, I also recall that it's been f'ing cold as hell all week. So where'd all that snow go?

It didn't melt. The city doesn't usually plow the grass. Someone help me out here.